TRYING

u have this very special talent, the talent to make me feel like shit


dylanhobrien:

the fbi will never catch me

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(Source: loganlerms, via hornygoomba)


gusmen:

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

(via hornygoomba)

pursuable:

Giulia PesarinCabaret Voltaire, 2003

64kbps:

soulja boy tell em. im too shy

(Source: shalrath, via ta-ntrum)


sassadilla:

i have more selfies than friends

(via hornygoomba)

ylwols:

totallyfubar:

If this doesn’t make you excited about science, get outta ma face.
680southh:

You are the reason I’m smiling when there is nothing to smile about.

fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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(via hornygoomba)


browningtons:

horsefricker:

browningtons:

Babe im not grabbin ur boob im grabbin ur heart 

thats my right boob tho

babe

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)


coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via hornygoomba)